This morning is absolutely insane. All of this that happened is just unreal. I don't even know what to say.
This complete mess has left me feeling shocked. I need a moment to absorb this.
It’s like something out of a dream. I just don't believe it happened.
Can You Trust This?
You won't doubt this one. It's absolutely crazy. Just the other day, I was meandering down the street when I saw a monkey wearing a suit. It seemed totally unfazed. You might say it was the strangest thing I've ever witnessed. I swear, sometimes reality is just odd!
Honestly You Don't Believe This!
Like, what in the world? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's totally bonkers. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw dropped. This is beyond comprehension, right?
- I'm shocked
- Make it stop!
- Help me out here
This Is Insane What Happened
Well, you guys, you won't believe what just took place. I was sitting down the street out of nowhere this huge cat flew down from nowhere. It was wearing a miniature sword! I'm not kidding. It just stood there for a moment, disappeared into thin air. I am so confused by what I just saw.
Unbelievable! totally surprising
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- Maybe it was a hallucination? {I just can'tfigure out this.
This is Beyond Belief
This story is absolutely insane. I simply wrap my head around what I've just heard. It's like a bad joke. Logic has taken a vacation.
- Am I dreaming?
- I need to pinch myself
{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This opens up a whole new world.